The Cadaver Synod

I know the Catholic Church has some rather, uh, interesting history, but this item (via Metafilter) about The Cadaver Synod of 897 AD really impressed me. Excerpts:

The trial began when the disinterred corpse of [Pope] Formosus was carried into the courtroom. On Stephen VII’s orders the putrescent corpse, which had been lying in its tomb for seven months, had been dressed in full pontifical vestments. The dead body was then propped up in a chair behind which stood a teenage deacon, quaking with fear, whose unenviable responsibility was to defend Formosus by speaking in his behalf. … Stephen VII screamed and raved, hurling insults at and mocking the rotting corpse. Occasionally, when the furious torrent of execrations and maledictions would die down momentarily, the deacon would stammer out a few words weakly denying the charges … The sentence imposed by Stephen VII was that all Formosus’s acts and ordinations as pope be invalidated, that the three fingers of Formosus’s right hand used to give papal blessings be hacked off, and that the body be stripped of its papal vestments, clad in the cheap garments of a lay person, and buried in a common grave.

…The appalling trial and the savage mistreatment of Formosus’s corpse provoked so much anger and outrage in Rome that within a few months there was a palace revolution and Stephen VII was deposed, stripped of his gorgeous pope’s clothing and required to dress as a monk, imprisoned, and, some time in August 897, strangled.

Believe it or not, the tale does not end even there. Read more here… BTW, the MeFi post also includes a pointer to Steven Lahey’s cartoon telling.

Amazingly, this episode apparently made nary a dent or ding in the doctrine of papal infallibility. Then again, maybe not so amazing.

The Egyptian Theater in Hollywood

The second World 3D Film Expo begins in just a couple weeks, on Friday Sept. 8. As I’ve mentioned before, the ten-day festival packs some 25 features and even more shorts all in dual-projector “interlock” Polarized projection — pretty much the best (and only) way to see these films.

The festival is being held in Hollywood at the legendary Egyptian Theater, one of the grandest and most storied movie theaters in all the world. Built by Sid Grauman and developer Charles E. Toberman. It cost $800,000 and took 18 months. When it opened in October 1922, the sumptuous Egyptian Theater hosted the first classic Hollywood film premiere, for Douglas Fairbank’s Robin Hood. Graumann would not open his landmark Chinese Theater until 1927.

The architecture by Meyer and Holler includes a 150 foot open forecourt with columns and I dunno, you pretty much just have to see the pictures to believe it. The Egyptian, in disrepair, closed in 1992 and laid dormant and decaying for several years, which included the 1994 Northridge quake that caused significant damage.

American Cinemateque then stepped up to the plate and took over the space. A capital campaign was launched to finance a $12 million complete restoration, apparently even saving the organ.

Col. James Steele Bibliographic Info

As discussed in a previous post, Col. James Steele is currently Counselor to the U.S. Ambassador for Iraqi Security Forces. Some of these forces are known to be involved in death squad activity in Iraq. During the mid-1980s, Col. Steele was assigned to El Salvador, where he led the US Military Advisory Group, commanding special “counter-insurgent” forces at the brigade level.

According to a wide array of evidence, Col. Steele helped direct Salvadoran military death squads and torture, and was involved to some extent in Iran-Contra.
Following are number of bibliographic citations related to Col. Steele, courtesy of Namebase.org.

STEELE JAMES J (COL)
El Salvador 1985-1986
Nicaragua 1986

* Bainerman, J. The Crimes of a President. 1992 (21)
* Castillo, C. Harmon, D. Powderburns. 1994 (151, 164-5, 169-70)
* Christic Institute. Sheehan Affidavit. 1988-03-25 (223-5)
* Cockburn, A. & L. Dangerous Liaison. 1991 (256, 258)
* Cockburn, L. Out of Control. 1987 (223)
* Lobster Magazine (Britain) 1997-#33 (28)
* New Federalist 1994-10-24 (8)
* Parry, R. Lost History. 1997 (59)
* Prados, J. Presidents’ Secret Wars. 1988 (445-6, 451-2, 455)
* Progressive 1987-05 (21)
* Progressive 1988-03 (23)
* Rodriguez, F. Weisman,J. Shadow Warrior. 1989 (225-6, 231, 234-5)
* Sklar, H. Washington’s War on Nicaragua. 1988 (231, 273, 278, 324)
* Tarpley, W.G. Chaitkin,A. George Bush. 1992 (404, 409)
* Walsh, L. Final Iran-Contra Report. Volume III. 1993-12-03 (66-7, 70-1, 75-6)
* Washington Post 1986-10-18 (A14)
* Washington Post 1986-12-05 (A1, 24)
* Washington Post 1989-04-30 (A26, 27)
* Washington Post 1989-06-09 (A36)
* Washington Post 1990-09-30 (A6)
* Washington Post 1991-07-07 (A4)

Declassified CIA Documentary on Secret Corona Spy Satellite Program

Visiting The Memory Hole, I noticed they’ve posted digitized copies of A Point in Time, a 1972 hour-long top-secret documentary about the Corona spy satellite program. Produced by the CIA, it covers the entire history of the Corona program, and includes engineers’ footage as well as interviews. The film was not declassified until the mid-1990s (along with many other Corona materials) and while it was shown at a CIA-sponsored Corona history conference in 1995, it has remained almost completely unseen by the general public. This digital capture is from a VHS copy received directly from the National Archives.

The CIA documentary, which is public domain, as well as video proceedings from the 1995 conference, have been posted to Archive.org in Quicktime and MP4 (both streaming and static formats). Alas, the highest resolution offered is only 320 x 240, and there is no DVD-friendly MP2 copy. All the same, looks to be very worthwhile viewing — like time travelling to 1972 and getting a top-secret briefing. Pardon me, but is your shoe ringing?

The Cliffhanger History of Movie Serials

Still from Quite by accident I stumbled upon a great huge treasure trove way back in issue 4 of the online film journal Images.

Gary Johnson has written a collection of extensive illustrated articles, beginning with “The Serials: An Introduction,” a five-part series covering the history of serials from 1912 through their ultimate demise in the mid-’50s.

This is followed by detailed summaries of ten of the great serials, including Phantom Empire, Flash Gordon (tho only the first one), Zorro’s Fighting Legion, Spy Smasher, and many others.

Being a (Not So) Brief Rumination on ‘Luncheon’ and Related Mealtime and Diurnal Terminology

Having recently used the word “luncheon,” and being a sometimes word nerd, I decided to look into it.

As per ye olde Wikipedia: “In medieval England, there are references to nuncheon, a non hench according to OED [the Oxford English Dictionary, yo], a noon draught — of ale, with bread — an extra meal between midday dinner and supper…” I suspect I’m not alone in feeling that a true olde English nuncheon of bread and ale around mid-afternoon sounds just about perfect.

Of course, here “dinner” is what most us folks call “lunch,” though as Wikipedia once again points out “dinner” actually means simply the biggest meal of the day (at whatever time), and even more formally (esp. outside the US) “dinner” is any meal with multiple courses. “Supper” (descended from the French souper and, obviously, related to soup) typically is the evening meal, though again with some regional/national (and sometimes even economic class) variance. This usage — “dinner” as lunch and “supper” as big evening meal — is, if I read all this right, essentially British and classically Southern US. (Which makes perfect sense given the Britain > Apalachia > South/Midwest migration of the old times; cf. bluegrass music.) I remember as a child ca. the very early ’70s in Indianapolis (stone’s throw from the Mason-Dixon Line) being schooled in this usage by my slightly-older and then-best-friend Mary Lumsey.

Ah, but I digress! (This, naturally, being approximately three-fifths of the fun of word-nerding. By the way, I highly recommend playing with a huge, old dictionary while tripping.) But before I proceed, I simply must mention the wonderful word tiffin, which sounds rather like a kind of pudding but actually means, basically, a “portable light midday meal.” The word entered currency in India during the British colonial period, being a bastardization of the older English slang word “tiffing” which itself means taking a sip. As you might imagine, tiffin is largely a working class phenomenon.

I looked up the oh-so-enticing word “nuncheon” in my 1955 edition of the Oxford Universal Dictionary on Historical Principles (impressively bulky but not hernia-and-myopia-inducing like the OED), which reports it is a “slight refrehsment of liquor, etc., originally taken in the afternoon.” The root “shench,” from the Old English “scenc,” means draught or cup.

Sometime around the industrial revolution, with its (relative) burgeoning of the upper classes, “luncheon” came to refer (at least in England) to midday meal gatherings held by Ladies, who were forbidden by custom to eat in restaurants. (Not-so-funny, ain’t it, how women could only serve meals and not be served themselves?) This usage and custom continued well into the mid-20th century and, indeed, was so equated with women that once (again according to the Wikipedia) “when the Prince of Wales stopped to eat a dainty luncheon with lady friends, he was laughed at for this effeminacy.”

What is perhaps most amazing when one delves into the argot of mealtimes is just how much people used to eat. There was breakfast in the morning, second breakfast (in Germania and Scandavia…and Middle Earth) or elevenses (in England) around 10:30 or 11 AM, then dinner or tiffin or lunch at midday, followed by tea or nuncheon in mid-afternoon, capped by dinner in the evening. Among the upper classes in the late 19th century, dinner could be a truly gut-busting affair. If you’re curious about it, the thoroughly engrossing book Devil in the White City takes some delight in reciting the truly overwhelming menus of 1895-period dodeca-course dinners in the upper aeries of Chicago society. Obesity was a stereotypical trait of the upper classes, invoked by everyone from Charles Dickens to Thomas Nast. What I find (tragically) interesting is we modern Americans supposedly eat fewer meals and yet are ubiquitously plagued with obesity, especially among the lower economic classes. (Here I inevitably think of my dear olde friend Tom, who coined the delightful if dismaying term “Indiana Butt Disease” and, I think, the phrase “Gravy is a beverage.”) In the space of less than a century, obesity as a defining characteristic shifted from the very richest to the poorest and even the middle class. I would be remiss to not refer passingly here to corners of African American culture that extoll “big asses” as the paramount of sexy, though I’ll not comment further on it, being a suitably white-guilty honky motherfucker.

But yea, all this talk of midday naturally brings us to mind of the word noon and its original meanings. By navigating my faithful 1955 Oxford Universal Dictionary I learn the word is derived from ancient English and, duh, Latin, words meaning…nine of all things. Indeed, in England circa 1420 noon meant the “ninth hour of the day, reckoned from sunrise according to the Roman method, or [brace yourself] about 3 p.m.” This obviously assumes sunrise occurring at 6 AM. As a resident of Seattle, located at a relatively far northern latitude, this would mean that during winter time, my local “noon” (by 15th century reckonging) would be more like, oh, 5 PM or so.

Beginning around 1560, says my faithful Oxford Universal, and evidently extending at least to 1709, “noon” could also refer to something called the “hour or office of Nones,” which I gather is a typically Brit-cryptic way of meaning “office hours.” The term Nones apparently originates from Roman antiquity and means (in typically randomistic fashion) the “ninth day…before the Ides of each month, being thus the 7th of March, May, July, and October, and the 5th of all other months.” What confounds me here is that while studying Shakespeare’s Julius Ceaser in high school, I was instructed that the famous “Ides of March” basically meant sometime around the 15th. This is clarified by the selfsame Oxford Universal, which informs me that “ides” means (in the ancient Roman calendar) the eighth day after the nones. Clearly these are the same lead-besotted, adlepated bastards who coined such completely misleading grammarial rules of thumb as “i before e except after c.” How fitting, then, that “nonens” means “something which has no existence; a nonentity.”

In any case, Oxford Universal 1955 amorphously implies the definitional shift of “noon” to mean 12 of the clock (i.e. o’clock) “probably” had something to do with “anticipation of the eccl. office.” Clearly a reference to the Church…with a possible veiled invocation of mechical clocks…except I thought the Church saw clocks as the work of Satan (bloody typical).

Interestingly, by the very earliest of the 1600s some sort of linquistic fad took hold whereby “noon” also applied to the night, namely midnight or, even, “the place of the moon at midnight.” Could this be the end-of-life influence of courtly alchemist and spy John Dee?

Fugifino.

Finally, here is a pointer to “What Time is Dinner?” (History Magazine, Oct.-Nov. 2001) which explores the evolution of mealtimes.

Bon appetit!

Post scriptum: If you ask real nice, I’ll excavate and post my even longer etymological treatise on “corned beef”!

The Lost History of the Black Seminole Slave Rebellion

Rebellion: John Horse and the Black Seminoles, First Black Rebels to Beat American Slavery is an amazing site that you must visit at length.

Per Metafilter (thanks once again):

“Rebellion is a Web documentary that explores the inspiring, true, and largely unknown story of John Horse and the Black Seminoles, a community of free blacks and fugitive slaves who in 1838 became the first black rebels to defeat American slavery.” This visually arresting site is a treasure trove of information about the Seminoles, early Florida history, and a largely unrecognized (and successful!) slave rebellion that may have been the largest in American history. The site includes interactive maps, arresting images, and a thorough history of the rebellion. Too bad the Seminole Nation of Oklahoma expelled all its black members in 1990.

Learn more about the Black Seminoles at Wikipedia.

Newly Declassified NSA Docs Confirm Gulf of Tonkin Fraud

On December 1, 2005, the National Security Agency (NSA) declassified a batch of 140 top secret documents related to the Gulf of Tonkin incident in 1964.

In case you had forgotten, it was this incident that directly prompted the US Congress to pass the so-called Gulf of Tonkin Resolution, granting President Lyndon Johnson the authority to “take all necessary measures to repel any armed attack against the forces of the United States and to prevent further aggression” and “to take all necessary steps, including the use of armed force” until “the peace and security of the area is reasonably assured”.

Put simply, this was the allegedly unprovoked attack on US ships that formally started the Vietnam War. To be sure, the US had been militarily involved in Vietnam well before, beginning during the Kennedy Administration, but it was the Gulf of Tonkin that triggered the full-scale war that effectively torpedoed two presidents in a row.

(Other declassified US documents irrutably show — Oliver Stone naysayers notwithstanding — that, at the end of this life, JFK was in fact beginning a significant draw-down of forces and “advisors” in Vietnam. Within just a few days of his assassination, his secret orders were countermanded. In fact, the key document in question, in its declassified version, is covered with handwritten notes, crossed-out phrases, and even a section of retyped text stapled over the original text. I have at least skimmed over microfiche copies of declassified National Security Decision Directives and their equivalents from every administration from Truman through Bush I; this is the only document ever released to be given this treatment. ..and yes, I have to photocopies to prove it. But I digress!)

The entire national tragedy of the Vietnam War thus pivots on the Gulf of Tonkin and what did or did not happen there in the first week of August, 1964. Central to the American causus belli was a purported second attack on US ships on August 4. The ships in question were spy ships run by the National Security Agency. There have been persistent allegations, beginning just a few weeks after, that something was fishy about the attacks, that perhaps things may have been exaggerated in order to provide the US government with the perfect rationale for full scale war.

In the intervening decades, evidence to that effect has mounted. This latest declassification — prised from the most reluctant maw of the NSA — pretty much closes the case for all but the most staunchly dissociative.

To wit: an article by historian Robert J. Hanyok published in a 2001 issue of the NSA’s secret internal journal, Cryptologic Quarterly. As explained by the National Security Archive (a private and completely unrelated non-profit operation) [with bold emphases added here by me]:

Hanyok’s article, “Skunks, Bogies, Silent Hounds, and the Flying Fish: The Gulf of Tonkin Mystery, 2-4 August 1964″ [...] provides a comprehensive SIGINT-based account “of what happened in the Gulf of Tonkin.” Using this evidence, Hanyok argues that the SIGINT [signals intelligence -- i.e. electronic intercepts] confirms that North Vietnamese torpedo boats attacked a U.S. destroyer, the USS Maddox, on August 2, 1964, although under questionable circumstances. The SIGINT also shows, according to Hanyok, that a second attack, on August 4, 1964, by North Vietnamese torpedo boats on U.S. ships, did not occur despite claims to the contrary by the Johnson administration. President Johnson and Secretary of Defense McNamara treated Agency SIGINT reports as vital evidence of a second attack and used this claim to support retaliatory air strikes and to buttress the administration’s request for a Congressional resolution that would give the White House freedom of action in Vietnam.

Hanyok further argues that Agency officials had “mishandled” SIGINT concerning the events of August 4 and provided top level officials with “skewed” intelligence supporting claims of an August 4 attack. “The overwhelming body of reports, if used, would have told the story that no attack occurred.” Key pieces of evidence are missing from the Agency’s archives, such as the original decrypted Vietnamese text of a document that played an important role in the White House’s case. Hanyok has not found a “smoking gun” to demonstrate a cover-up but believes that the evidence suggests “an active effort to make SIGINT fit the claim of what happened during the evening of 4 August in the Gulf of Tonkin.” Senior officials at the Agency, the Pentagon, and the White House were none the wiser about the gaps in the intelligence. Hanyok’s conclusions have sparked controversy among old Agency hands but his research confirms the insight of journalist I.F. Stone, who questioned the second attack only weeks after the events. Hanyok’s article is part of a larger study on the National Security Agency and the Vietnam War, “Spartans in Darkness,” which is the subject of a pending FOIA request by the National Security Archive.

On a related note, here is a 2004 analysis by Walter Cronkite for NPR about the Gulf of Tonkin incident through the lens of the intervening 40 years and, apparently, some previously undisclosed insider knowledge ol’ Walt had at the time.

The Great Depression in Color, From the Library of Congress

Yet another collection of treasures from the ever-expanding Library of Congress web site.

Bound for Glory: America in Color (1939 – 1943) is the first major exhibition of the little known color images taken by photographers of the Farm Security Administration/Office of War Information. These vivid scenes and portraits capture the effects of the Depression on America’s rural and small town populations, the nation’s subsequent economic recovery and industrial growth, and the country’s great mobilization for World War II.